i’ve been on twitter a lot more (desgustang i know) vibing w other ppl who write tma stuff so if u want more plátanos (and prejudice) find me @platanosandpre2

classichorrorblog:

olibavee:

oh sorry

freakoutgirl:

i-say-nothing:

freakoutgirl:

Newtons 4th law is that for every “it’s so over” there’s an equal and opposite “we’re so back”

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xxmasterandmargaritaxx:

bettsfic:

fairylilies:

i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you

i once told my therapist, “i feel like i’m too difficult to love.” i expected her to refute me, but instead she said, “be difficult for abusers to love,” and i’ll never forget that.

Be difficult for abusers to love is a worthwhile goal.

wolfgender420:

menderash:

i have no words. worlds first terf monk returns from a thirty year hibernation on top of a mountain i guess.

wellwhiskey:

Literally next time someone is offering people money to vote on tumblr ship war polls, PLEASE let me know. I am SO broke and monetary bribes WILL influence my vote more than any morals, principles, or even adherence to personal taste ever could. You have my solemn word that with the right profit incitive, I WILL vote for your random ass youtube minecraft ship hell I’d even vote for marvel. PSA - THINK OF ME NEXT TIME. #STEDEWARD 2K23

horribleaccident:

horribleaccident:

from the greatest jackbox game I’ve ever been a part of

high quality versions

axolotlandalite:

adhdxxsdiary:

noelledeltarune:

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of “weird older cousin” or “step-sibling that moved out before you were born” is 1000000x more apt a description

manywinged:

manywinged:

what makes the avatars in the magnus archives so great is that despite having ostensibly discarded or transcended their humanity through their patronage to the dread powers, they’re still just human enough to be hilariously petty and have more infighting amongst themselves than a toxic queer household group chat. the entities kept giving them these insane evil powers in exchange for their devotion and instead of using them to bring about the apocalypse like they intended every single one of them was like hmm i will use these abilities to torment my stupid ass coworkers i think.

it’s like if you gave a bunch of people nuclear launch codes and they all just used them to order a precision strike on the house of the guy who cut in front of them in the rush hour traffic last week

theriverbeyond:

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.